I need a Dadcation or Mancation or Vacation.....
We are going on a Mancation, we’re going to live off the land! I got some char-cloth prepped and in my hand! We’re not scared, what’s that behind us?
Two laser focused eyes
A wingspan longer than my body
Claws that can turn a body into shredded beef-brisket (that made me hungry)
America’s National Symbol of Freedom!?
It is a Bald Eagle!!!!
Though we were packing weapons, shooting something like that is different from a bear trap. This comes with a hefty price tag of $100,000 for the fine and up to 1 year in prison. I say this to say, while yes, I understand that it is hot-girl summer, but for the dudes (yeah, you guys) get out there, work on a car, bond with your friends, go camping! The adventure is constantly continuous, and the funny moments never end.
Soooooo, instead of enjoying bottomless mimosas, how about some whiskey, bourbon and if you want to be fancy just order a Manhattan and just call it a day. For the guys, having a beard, or a “dad-bod” isn’t the thing that’s kicking. Adventure, mystery and those moments where you knew that your life was on the line (I know I have stories how about yourself?).
From not sleeping due to hearing movement in the night hyping yourself to fight a Bear to honestly asking your Marine buddy “hey bro, if that Bald Eagle would have clawed my eyes out and pecked my brains for dinner what would you have done?”
Its as easy and patriotic to say this for an answer “bro, honestly, I would’ve stood up, and saluted this majestic sight, because at least I know I’m free.” If you sang that last sentence, you get the reference.
For the record, “Glamping isn’t Camping so STOP IT!” Pro-Tip For Veterans; there are many State Benefits when visiting our National Parks and many come with a free ninety-nine price tag. Just keep in mind, when camping in the 40+ acre wood, ensure to bring a knife, shovel, tarp, fishing line, flint fire starter, and ensure that you are in shape.
Honestly, I really believe that we could have made it to Canada, but I can blame it on the rain for this move. Note: This chronicle was created while the CareBear is enjoying her slumber, so there will be no tales today.